HI, WE'RE BLue RHINO 

We make skincare simple for the modern man.
And we like to poke fun while doing it.


WE'RE SHAKING UP THE SKINCARE INDUSTRY, ALL FOR YOU.

We know you're too busy getting shit done to decide between a serum and a moisturizer. That's why we created simple products with easy application that promise fresher and healthier looking skin, without all the fluffy marketing jargon. We won’t bore you with a laundry list of reasons why we’re the best but we will appreciate a 'thank you' when your skin stops looking like a rhino’s ass.

WE DO TAKE OUR PRODUCTS SERIOUSLY.

There's really only one thing we won't totally joke about and that's our products. We use ingredients that have been proven to help fight acne, aging and everything in between. It's cool to care about your skin's health because the alternative isn't exactly handsome.

WE DON'T TAKE OURSELVES TOO SERIOUSLY.

Let's face it. There's a certain level of masculinity we're all trying to uphold while still being able to admit that we care about the way that we look. It's a delicate balance but we've found that calling out how ridiculous it feels to be scouring the web on incognito mode for a solution to wrinkly eyes helps.